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老夫子1976[电影解说]

老夫子1976[电影解说]

1976 暂无
导演 : 桂治洪
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豆瓣 : 7.7
1976 · 其它 · 战争  · 英语 ·

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老夫子(王沙)一觉醒来,见已是日上三竿,急忙催醒仍熟睡的大蕃薯(矮冬瓜)。二人忙乱一番,便去做晨运。   在树林旷地中,老夫子打出少林拳招式,挥拳踢腿之际,裤裆突然裂开,情状至为狼狈。幸而大蕃薯早就为他备有另一条裤子,让他换上,始未贻笑大方。时有一漂亮女郎在附近做柔软体操,一飞仔对之蠢蠢欲动。老夫子立即上前负起「护花」之责,但反被飞仔打得天旋地转。幸好该女郎功夫不凡,将飞仔击退。   老夫子坐在公园长椅上休息,无意间坐于旁一位文弱书生,居然亮刀向他行劫。老夫子乃交出一张五百元大钞,书生接得钱即飞步离去。老夫子见计得酬,开怀大笑,盖那是伪钞也!岂知,未几又有一名歹徒前来行劫,老夫子只得把身上的真钞交出,好不懊丧!   老夫子前往公司上班,由于很多人抢著搭巴士,老夫子时而帮助妇孺,时而又被壮汉挤开,弄得来过好几辆巴士都搭不上,反而闹出连场笑话。迨去到赵氏洋行时,已迟到十五分钟,遭赵经理严词指责。   赵经理垂涎职员陈小姐(李菁)的姿色,特将她叫进经理室去,色迷迷加上一番甜言蜜语。老夫子却偏偏藉故作梗。赵经理怒不可遏,声称要开除老夫子。老夫子不惧淫威,谓他昨晚曾目睹赵偕一女子进某酒店,当向赵妻报告。争持间,赵妻来到,赵经理当即换上另一副面孔,对妻子谓老夫子如何解救了他之遇劫之类,且声言除给老夫子加薪五百大元外,还升他当主任,老夫子闻言好不高兴。怎知赵妻一走,赵便向老夫子施以拳脚,直把他打得遍体鳞伤,并将他开除。   老夫子前往大蕃薯跌打医馆求医。大蕃薯专医奇难杂症,医术果也了得。老夫子身上之伤痛,当然很轻易便被他治好。大蕃薯且对老夫子之被开除安慰一番,约他同去跟秦先生(刘陆华)饮下午茶聊天以解不快。   秦先生年近三十,虽对林小姐(庄莉)甚是爱慕,但始终无法追到手。大蕃薯又鉴于陈小姐对老夫子的印象甚佳,乃鼓励他们二人积极向意中人展开追求攻势,且认为追女子需讲究策略,有的放矢,乃特授以「锦囊妙计」。秦先生与老夫子俱依「计」去做,不料同告碰壁,盖彼此之「锦囊」调换了也!後查出失败症结,重整旗鼓,秦先生与老夫子遂得以跟各自的意中人把臂同游.   一日,老夫子与陈小姐在树下喁喁谈心,树上突然跳下一位又胖又丑的女子来,一把将老夫子搂住。原来,那是老夫子的表妹,一直痴缠老夫子,老夫子对她非常讨厌。现她居然搂住老夫子,状似亲热,陈小姐误以为老夫子另有心上人,怒而离去,声称与老夫子的关系一刀两断。   老夫子失去陈小姐,闷闷不乐,大蕃薯与秦先生约他一同去钓鱼解闷。没想到赵经理也到湖边垂钓,却遇一帮飞仔打劫,老夫子奋起营救,赵乃有惊无险。因此,赵在感激之中,叫老夫子重新到公司去上班,老夫子喜不自胜。而陈小姐在老夫子的「愿以一死明志」下,也恢复了跟老夫子相爱至笃。   老夫子与陈小姐结婚之日到了,秦先生当伴郎,林小姐作伴娘,大蕃薯是证婚人,一齐乘著一架大花车去接新娘,不料一帮歹徒居然以奇谋妙计劫新娘车,因而引起一波三折,险象纷呈。最後老夫子和大番薯开溜了。
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